It's not me, it's you.
I invited you into my loving home and this is the thanks I get. Oh yes we've had good times like when I had the flu and lost 15 pounds in less than a month or when I joined the gym and lost another 10 (remember that time Tayson peed on you....priceless). But lately all we share are tears.
I don't know about you but I can't live like this any longer! I've held on for so long because it's just so hard to find good help these days. No more. You are useless and lazy. I work hard all day while you just lay around on the floor. The only thing I've ever asked of you is to lie to me. But NOoooooo! I guess that was asking too much wasn't it?
Well have fun at the landfill traitor!
Love,
E
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