As I'm sitting here at work on a C-R-A-Z-Y Monday trying to avoid all things work related (it's harder than you think, people get nasty when you don't return their calls) I'm going over some gossip websites that I love to hate and I have a few thoughts I would like to share.

1. Who the HELL made the leotard it's own outfit?!  What is with this trend?  Granted for now it has stayed on the stage (except for Lady Gaga who, let's be honest, displayed she has zero fashion sense with the meat dress dibacle) but it's still annoying.

 COVER YOUR CROTCH! 

2. When is this going to go away?

Actually it's called crack, and as Whitney will tell you it's whack!  Oh sure I laughed at all the one liners he was dropping but now it's just sad and pathetic.  Ya know what's even more sad and pathetic?  Homeboy's got a touring comedy show that is selling out so they have been forced to add more dates?!  YES, people are actually paying to go to this freak show!

3.  How many more reality shows will the Kardashians have before they complete their world domination?  First we were 'Keeping up with the Kardashians', then Kourtney and Khloe took Miami.  That wasn't enough, because soon after Kim and Kourtney took New York.  Now Khloe & Lamar are trying to have a baby. and apparently want to document and share that personal, intimate journey.

I'm not saying I'm not going to watch, I'm just saying. . . .

4. Am I the only person who is not completely and utterly excited for this fiasco?

I thought when the wedding got closer I would get excited . . . .Nope, still don't care.

Ya know what I do care about?

5.  HELLO ITALY!

Yes!  Trashy reality TV at it's finest.  You can keep up with the Kardashians I prefer spray tans, hair gel, and drunken fights about absolutely nothing.  I hear Italy is already up in arms about these tourists.  It's ok Italy, America didn't want them at first either but then. . . .

 

                           

 That seriously NEVER gets old!

Sweat pants are in fashion...right?

* I'm going to a 'Holi- Festival of Colors' tomorrow.

* The only thing I know for sure is you throw what appears to be some neon colored chalky substance at each other.

* Be scared for me.

* I spent $20 at the dollar store today. $20! And most of the items weren't even a dollar!

* I went in the store shopping for nothing in particular, just killing my lunch hour.

* No wonder I never have money!

* I haven't been to the gym in 2 months.

* I have gained weight at a substantial rate.

* I'm thinking about changing my entire wardrobe from jeans to sweats.

* Or diet and hit the gym hard core!

* I'm leaning more towards option 1.

* I'm just being honest, this is after all a confessional!

Seperated at birth???

Pax

Keenan Cahill (youtube's lip syncing sensation)

You decide.

A life without love is like a year without summer.

I confess. . . .

* I have missed confessing!

* Going to 1 Nascar race a year is just not cutting it.

* I am not liking these gas prices.

* I'm getting old enough that I find myself frequently using the phrase "when I was younger".

* I don't like that.

* I'm so ready for it to be warm.

* If only so I can complain about the 1OO degree temperatures.

* I'm also ready for camping, 4 wheeling, and Monday night BBQ's.

What about you? Ready for summer?

Why I will be sad to move back to my own place. . . .

Turn up your volume and enjoy.  AFV $10,000 winner?

Why I will be happy to move back in my own place. . . .

Every morning I wake up at my brothers house and I get to have this conversation:

For the love of all that is holy can I please go to the bathroom without an audience??!!

My NASCAR weekend, the condensed version. . . .

I just knew the weekend was going to be awesome when I was at the grocery store shopping for supplies for the weekend and saw this:

Seriously cute!  The couple that watches NASCAR together, stays together.

However, I was sorely mistaken because not even 30 minutes into our trip and we had this:

About 2 hours later we were makin' like Willie Nelson ♫ on the road again ♫

Thursday was awesome!  I got to drive Dale Jr's car...yes, the real one.  I even took him to In N Out:

Ok, ok, maybe that didn't really happen.  But Jeff Gordon did come to see us:

A-freaking-DORABLE!!

Friday we had garage passes and got to see a lot of the drivers and most were friendly like David Ragan:

A few are still buttholes *cough* Clint Bowyer *cough*.

Sunday could not have been more perfect weather!  Dale Jr. did awesome and I had a blast.  My only complaint was the dork in front of me reading his book.

Who goes to a LIVE sporting event and Reads. A. Book?  Seriously?  Who brought him?  He better not be there next year!