You spilled the haterade ~ Pauly D

{1} What was the last thing you searched for online? 
"business sample letters" My boss thinks I'm a genius at writing letters but really it's all google.
 
{2} If we visit your home state, what is one MUST we should do before leaving?
Cafe Rio pork burrito.  You will never look at mexican food the same again.
 
{3} What do you think pharmaceutical companies should invent a pill for that isn't on the market yet?
A cure all.  Whatever ails you, take this pill and everything will be all right.  Cancer, no worries just pop a cure all.  Weight issues, cure all.  Annoying neighbors, Cure. All.
 
{4} When was your first kiss? Was it good or bad?
5th grade....It was....5th grade, how good could it be?
 
{5} What is your guilty pleasure tv show that you can not miss?
Jersey Shore....I know Bethany, stop judging me now! 

It's not like I want to shank people.

They just deserve it.

* Work has been especially great this week.

* I have some woman calling me every 5 minutes all pissy about the food in her freezer that spoiled.

* Uhm....I didn't break it.

* I especially love it when I tell people we don't have an open appointment for 2 weeks and they ask me 5 times if there's any way I can fit them in sooner.

* Listen, we want to MAKE money if there was any possible way I could put you on the schedule sooner so we don't lose your business to another service provider, I totally would!

* We are like the dentist. Payment is expected at the time of service.

* I know we are expensive but we are not the only dog and pony show in town. We are however the best in town and you get what you pay for.

* And why is it that people totally ignore the first 3 invoices I send but they get the fourth one with the collection threat and they call up like I just decapitated My Little Pony.

* I get at least 3 calls a week from people with broken dishwashers wanting to know what their suppose to do since we can't get to them for 2 weeks.

* It's called "elbow grease". Learn it. Live it. Love it.

* And to cap off my week, I have this old bitty that lives in my condominium complex who has made it her sworn mission in life to make me miserable.

* I get about 2 emails a month from the management office for some complaint she has lodged against me.

* Bogus complaints.

* Oh for the love of all that is holy please make her go back to wherever it is she came from!

Sometimes you just need to say it

Or in this case, blog about it!  When something happens that gets me really, really fired up I use to complain to everyone and anyone that would listen. Now I'm a little more reserved mainly because I have learned that it can come back to bite you on the keister! But sometimes you just need to say it. You just need to get it off your chest and rage about it so you can then start to calm down and move on.

Today's ranting topic is a female personage who lives in the vicinity of my home. I refuse to call her neighbor

I received an email this morning informing me that she is complaining that I have too many guests in the pool and that they are unsupervised.

Yes Jeremy, you can be my lifeguard anytime.
These "guests" she speaks of are my sister (who is of legal adult age plus about 20 years) and her two 13 year old daughters.

No David, please let me drown.
She also complained about several other people who live in our condominium complex so at least I can rest easy at night knowing she doesn't have some personal vendetta against just me.

I can tell because EVERYONE hates you!
The worst thing is every time I see her and her evil spawn they smile and wave and ask me how I am.

Oh I know you don't care!  And from now on neither do I!

Look away Holly, look away!

(Maizee and her BFF)

Maizee made it through her first trip around the sun!  Happy Birthday!