I confess. . . .
* I go to Applebee's way, way too much.
* Like they know my name and I don't have to order my drink they automatically bring it to me, sometimes before I'm seated, too much.
* This will not stop or slow me down I just thought I would confess that.
* Last night was bingo and yours truly won a bat.
* Yes, a bat. A plastic bat that you would buy for your 2 year old.
* I have been playing bingo every Thursday for about 4 weeks trying to win this bat.
* Yes, I know I could go to the dollar store and get one for probably $.50 but that's not the point.
* I wanted to WIN it!
* The bingo caller knew this because I had threatened her many, many times that I wanted it.
* My friend even told her my fav colors were blue and yellow so she promised to save me the yellow one.
* I was so excited when I won I yelled "ME, ME, ME" instead of the customary "BINGO"
* Then I went up to claim my prize. . . .
* Only to have her hand me a GREEN bat!
* What? Are you freaking color blind? Was I not clear enough? Was the threats with the jello shot swords not convincing?
* But because I'm a mature adult I graciously accepted my green prize, returned to my seat, and then I may or may not have flown a bird in her direction....no one really remembers.
Yeah, a Packer bat--if the Packers actually used bats :)
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