Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Open letter from my skinny self to my fat self. . . .

Shit is about to get real up in here.

You gained 37 pounds this winter.

37!!!!!!!!!!!

Thirty.  Seven.

You are officially out of jeans that you can put on, button up, and still breathe.

Remember at the first of the year when your all "I'm gonna like totally stop drinking pop, and start working out"

Well guess what?!  You didn't fat a$$!  You just continue to sit on the couch and drink Coke and eat oreo's.

Oh, if Bob Harper could see through that tv he'd have a heart attack just from the stench of In-N-Out on your breath.

What's that?  Your feet hurt?  Your hungry?  SUCK IT UP SISTER!

You do whatever it is you have to do to get yourself motivated and Bob and I will see you at 7am!

 

1 comment:

  1. This was amazing!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel motivated Erin!!! I will go for a walk with you night or day, any time you want to! you CAN do it!!! WE can do it!!

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