Tuesday, September 14, 2010

You don't even look Italian



Day 14 - A hero that has let you down. (letter)


Dear Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola

I thought you were going to be the best one of the group. I mean you went to college and played soccer. But...NO! You billed yourself as "the sweetest (ryhmes with witch) you'll ever meet". Sorry but I was pushed around in second grade by worse "sweethearts" than you. You have flopped in season 2. Nothing worth quoting from you at all. Even your fight with Jwow was bor-ing.

AND another thing. Have you never seen "Two Can Play That Game"? Obviously not, because you let your man creep with a bunch of ho's at the club then come and crawl in bed with you...eww! On so many levels, eww. Then you broke rule numero uno (that's right I'm cursing you in 2 languages) by turning your back on your girls when they told you the truth about Ronnie.

Vivica A Fox has taught me nothing if not this:
When your man messes up you have got to punish him, no matter how small it is.
Rule #1: Never panic. Act like it doesn't bother you one bit.
Rule #2: Never let your girlfriends know the whole situation. They'll give you bad advice and ruin your confidence...and confidence is key.
Rule #3: Break up with him before he breaks up with you. Whoever breaks up with the person first, wins!

Ok, maybe it's not the best advice ever but, she ends up with the guy before the credits roll.

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