They just deserve it.
* Work has been especially great this week.
* I have some woman calling me every 5 minutes all pissy about the food in her freezer that spoiled.
* Uhm....I didn't break it.
* I especially love it when I tell people we don't have an open appointment for 2 weeks and they ask me 5 times if there's any way I can fit them in sooner.
* Listen, we want to MAKE money if there was any possible way I could put you on the schedule sooner so we don't lose your business to another service provider, I totally would!
* We are like the dentist. Payment is expected at the time of service.
* I know we are expensive but we are not the only dog and pony show in town. We are however the best in town and you get what you pay for.
* And why is it that people totally ignore the first 3 invoices I send but they get the fourth one with the collection threat and they call up like I just decapitated My Little Pony.
* I get at least 3 calls a week from people with broken dishwashers wanting to know what their suppose to do since we can't get to them for 2 weeks.
* It's called "elbow grease". Learn it. Live it. Love it.
* And to cap off my week, I have this old bitty that lives in my condominium complex who has made it her sworn mission in life to make me miserable.
* I get about 2 emails a month from the management office for some complaint she has lodged against me.
* Bogus complaints.
* Oh for the love of all that is holy please make her go back to wherever it is she came from!
I LOVE the ranting... and if it helps, we can switch and you can take out MY neighbor, and ill take out yours :)
ReplyDeleteoh no, what is she complaining about now? And you left out a complaint . . . like people just showing up :)
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